Hunting for a last minute Halloween look? Got a costume party to go to? Try one of these hilarious (and some horrifying) Real Housewives and friends costume ideas for women and men!
1 . Amputee Aviva Drescher
Checklist:
- Fake leg with strappy heel
- Blonde bombshell wig
- Red strapless dress
2. Teresa and the Table Flip
Checklist:
- Black wig revealing very little forehead
- Broken table
- Green strapless dress
3. Not-So-Modest Dana Wilkey
Checklist:
- Tacky Brown Sunglasses
- Blondish wig
- $25,000 price tag
4. NeNe Leakes, honey.
Checklist:
- Oversized grill
- Short platinum wig
- Georgia peach
- Bonus points for bad rape jokes
5. Fishnet Phaedra Parks/Kenya Moore
Checklist:
- Fishnet coverup (or just fishing net)
- Donkey booty pads
- Floppy white hat
6. Lisa Vanderpump and Giggy
Checklist:
- Stuffed Pomeranian + Stop Yulin Forever picket sign
- Deep purple gown
- Beverly Hills diamond
- Bonus points for manipulating everyone around you
7. Benign Brooks Ayers
Checklist:
- Bald head costume
- Fake cancer docs
- IV stand
8. Classy Kim Zolciak Biermann
Checklist:
- Red Solo cup
- Pack of cigs
- Oversized blonde wig
9. The Ramona Singer Stinger
Checklist:
- Big-eyed contact lenses
- Ramona Pinot Grigio
- NYC Big Apple
10. Sonja Morgan – RHOGreyGardens
Checklist:
- Missing tooth
- Interns
- Tipsy girl prosecco
- Talk about your “large Latin following”
11. Jesus Jugs – Alexis Bellino
Checklist:
- Bikini body suit
- The Bible
- Orange County orange
12. Allison Dubois – RHOBH Dinner Party from Hell
Checklist:
- Vape pen
- Fiery red wig
- Crystal ball
- Walk around telling people “He will never emotionally fulfill you!”
13. Lippy Lisa Rinna
Checklist:
- Flippy short wig
- Bag of pills
- Oversized lips
14. Danielle Staub – Prost*****n Wh**e
Checklist:
- Stripper pole
- 19 engagement rings
- Bodyguard/ex-mobster (mug shot required)
15. Joe Giudice – RHONJ
Checklist:
- Prison uniform + handcuffs
- G.E.D.
- Soap to drop
16. Kenya Moore – RHOA Reunion
Checklist:
- Princess wand
- Bullhorn
- Folding fan
- Twirl and scream “Gone with the fabulous!”
17. LeeAnne Locken in Costume
Checklist:
- Choose Two-Face or Hot Dog LeeAnne! So meta!
- Anger management book
- Shattering wine glass
18. The Morally-Corrupt Faye Resnick
Checklist:
- Your Playboy spread
- The glove
- Your Nicole Brown Simpson book
19. The Hottest Housewife – Tamra Judge
Checklist:
- Rosary/Baptism water
- Fitness bikini
- Bible with hidden flask
- Gay husband (JK!)
20. Superstitious Shannon Beador
Checklist:
- Runny mascara
- Enema
- 9 lemons in a bowl