St. Patrick’s Day is right around the corner, and with that comes Shamrock shakes, tacky t-shirt slogans, and of course, lots and lots of alcohol. In honor of this day, we’ve compiled a list of some of the most entertaining drunk moments on Real Housewives. Check out the first part below!
Vicki Gunvalson Crashing a Kegger
Back in the early seasons of RHOC, Vicki was just as obsessed with her kids as she is now. When Michael first went away to college in Colorado, she got the great idea to show up unannounced. What college kid doesn’t love their mom surprising them while they’re at a party?! In typical Vicki fashion, she walks in yelling, “Mommy’s here!” carrying a case of Coors, ready to whoop it up (this scene that could have easily been the intro to a bad porno). Michael may not have been thrilled, but his friends certainly were welcoming when they lifted her into the air to do a keg stand.
LuAnn D’Agostino’s Drunken Stumble
Back before Lu fell on hard times in the legal arena, she was falling her way through Mexico on a girl’s trip. The first fall landed her in the bushes, and she proved the old adage “one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!” true when she later fell off the porch. The ever graceful countess showed us that drunken falls and giggles can be just as entertaining to watch as leg throws and yelling.
Sonja Morgan’s Sudden Memory Loss
Sometimes I get so drunk that I forget that my phone is in my hand as I call my friend crying over my lost phone. Other times I get so drunk that I forget that charging my ex on Venmo for emotional damages and wasting two years of my life is a bad idea. But I’ve never been so drunk that I forgot that my friend is DEAD. After a night of drinking, Sonja tried bragging about the celebrities she parties with. Dorinda was quick to step in and remind her that unless she takes shot with ghosts, it’d be pretty hard to party with John John Kennedy seeing as he’s dead.
Joe Gorga’s Tipsy Tumble
And because it’s just oh so delicious, I have to include this househusband moment too. During Danielle Staub’s wedding weekend, Joe stumbled back into his hotel after drinking with the guys. Maybe they took a shot for every time Danielle got engaged…?
Do you have a favorite drunken housewife moment that’s not on the list? Check back next week for Part II!