Jennifer's posts
Southern Charm Savannah Recap: Turks And Consequences
I'm just going to say it: there's no way everyone who's on a reality show enjoys taking a vacation w...read more
Real Housewives of Dallas Recap: Bubbles and Brooding
There are some things about Texas that are undeniably true. First, Whataburger is better than In N' ...read more
Southern Charm Savannah Recap: Sorry, Not Sorry
You know how sometimes you say or hear a word too much it starts to not make sense? That happened to...read more
Southern Charm Savannah Recap: Paintballs of Fire
I would like to begin this week's Southern Charm Savannah recap with a PSA: Hagood Coxe is a tomboy ...read more
Southern Charm Savannah Recap: Duck, Duck, Boom
I'm not one for politics, nor am I one for hunting. I'm also not exactly sure how I'm from Texas. An...read more
Southern Charm Savannah Recap: Duck, Duck, Goosed
A while ago I tweeted that there should be an app that prevents you from commenting on social media ...read more
Southern Charm Savannah Recap: Pearls, Pajamas, and Lies
I recently read a lovely story about a gay couple, who do porn together, getting engaged immediately...read more
Southern Charm Savannah Recap: Communication Breakdown
The first time I got drunk I was 16-years-old and Zima was the culprit. I remember it like it was ye...read more
Southern Charm NOLA Recap: Better Late Than Pregnant
Oh, hello. Welcome back! Did you enjoy your nap? That's terrific. Now that you're awake let's get yo...read more
Southern Charm NOLA Recap: All About The Bunny Hunnie
I'm from a border town, part of a family with family members who sometimes like to fight. When I was...read more
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Reunion Part 3
Ever since fighting about yesteryear became a national pastime, reunion shows have become a necessit...read more
Southern Charm New Orleans Recap: Etoufee-Faced
As a horror enthusiast, I never thought I'd say this, but it is, in fact, possible for ghosts to be ...read more
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Reunion Part 2
Aaannnndddd we're back! Unfortunately, we're back at Jax Taylor screaming at Scheana Marie for not r...read more
Southern Charm New Orleans Recap: Booze and Boos
I'm the daughter of a former police officer, and in my younger years was afforded the opportunity to...read more
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Reunion - Part 1
I graduated high school in 2001, and since then my class has had two reunions. Even though they see ...read more
Southern Charm NOLA Recap: Alligator Tears
OMG. So, we're moving. Everything that can go wrong, has. Our gutters clogged in the middle of sprin...read more
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Welcome to TomTom
We made it. We're here. 117 years later, we've reached the end of the season. I've aged an eternity....read more
Southern Charm NOLA Recap: 50 Shades of Cray
Good evening, everyone! Welcome back to the world's biggest yawn. On tonight's episode, we open with...read more
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Lost Cause
For the last two days, the weather in south Texas has been nothing short of amazing. No humidity, it...read more
Southern Charm NoLa Recap: Art House Party
As a southerner, I can honestly say that after watching Southern Charm New Orleans, I think I've bee...read more
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Reiki Breaky Heart
For reasons unbeknownst to me, I like to learn things the hard way. Like the time my parents told me...read more
Southern Charm New Orleans Recap: Big Easy, Baby!
Tonight I watched Southern Charm New Orleans and you know what, where's my show? I'm real every day,...read more
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Karma's a B***h
Look, after tonight's episode I feel like it's neither the time or place for a lengthy intro, so I'm...read more
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Smoking Gun
We're living in difficult times. Things are very one-sided: you're either here or you're there. Ther...read more